
I apologize if I've been a jerk. I have no excuse for being a jerk.
I will do my best not to be a jerk in the future.
If you forgive me, then thank you and let me know if I backslide to being a jerk.
If you don't forgive me, then obviously I'm still a jerk to you.
But I will no longer partake in childish name-calling nor bickering.
I'll just continue my jerk ways but will neither stoop nor step up to your level.
For I will always be a jerk to you no matter what I say and do.
Be aware that I did not come to this site to be a jerk, but to be an artist like you.