I'm not the biggest fan of Hallowe'en... streets filled with dozens of bucket-carrying, candy-guzzling, parasites. So for this average, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, suburban family, I've come up with "Trick or Eat." If you want candy, you need to show us an entertaining trick, otherwise, Frankie will eat your brains.
I'd no real idea how to, imaginatively, jump through the "incorporate your username into the picture" hoop, so I just hung it from a nail on the porch.