Dream

[globalrecession2009]

So I don't forget.
I just had a dream of a little blue man in court.
Nobody can beat him because he has a digital lawyer.
Blue man never wears any shoes in court.
Judge says Picture of 1960's VW Beetle showing with hood open, clearly shows there is no motor,
points to footage of people driving vw beetles.
Man shouts This is proof that cars can run without an engine.
Hammer drops, Judge shouts Blue man you win again.
Dream ends, i wake up.

[Anonymous]

🙂

[SkippyTheMeh]

Have you been eating cheese before bedtime again?

[Grouchy Old Fart]

Marijuana consumption is actually legal where I live, but I want what you've been using!

(you do know the engine of a VW Beetle is in the... yeah, you probably know already. 🙂 )

[Frank21]

A couple of times each year I have lucid dreams and sometimes I can keep them going without waking up. It's pretty cool being able to do whatever you want without any consequences.

[Author]

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