I've never seen anything like this either... you know, using hardware adblock with black- and whitelists, Ghostery, several scriptblockers, and other methods. So... you're dumb?
Aren't the ads targeted to previous browsing history? Mine are all porn, so that makes sense, i just use firefox and ad blocker (sorry hunter), whatcha been surfin?
nothing, its like the rest of the mgid click bait.
I've seen the top one once, which supposedly wants you to
try this one thing and never need viagra again.
like the pictures of some fruit or other, telling you to eat this one
thing and never suffer health issues, or lose weight/ gain muscle.