@d0gg0d Horses are lower maintenance and won't complain if the toothpaste tube is squeezed from the top or if the toilet seat is left up lol. And as a relatively new mum to twin boys (almost three months), I find them very easy to manage and easily pleased. Feed them, change them, cuddle them, keep them safe and warm, talk to them and sing their favourite song and they're happy as Larry. My sister's and friends daughters were far more demanding.
Seriously, though; I was going for a 17th century Royalist officer vibe. 🙂