@frank22. Hahaha! Good analogy.
@ethiopia, look up 'Cheesoid'
"An unhappy robot designed to have a sense of smell but can only distinguish between its two operating modes: "CHEESE" and "PETROL"
See Mitchell & and Web for the full sketch. Highly amusing and accurate.
AVG sucks as does all AV software. It's a false sense of security designed to frighten the cash from your pocket. The free one's will just make money from selling your data.
I guess some will relply with questions of what are the alternatives. The answers to those questions are for you to do some digging and protect yourself. It's all out there ๐