It's Almost pointless for me to enter this competition after seeing @dgg0d's entry.
But then I realized, "Second place get's points too!" Besides, I can post My Dragon nekked without using a picture hosting site:
My title is:
"It has been said that being shipwrecked in paradise
is merely a figment of one's own imagination.
Psychiatrists keep telling me that My Dragon is all in My Head.
I tell My Dragon and voila;
My psychiatrist problem is resolved once again.